Friday, April 29, 2011

"Baby It's You" is apparently terrible


from LA Times:

“Baby It’s You,” the jukebox musical that got its start in Los Angeles, opened at Broadway’s Broadhurst Theatre Wednesday night. The show revolves around the story of Florence Greenberg, who went from bored New Jersey housewife to record producer after discovering the ‘60s girl group the Shirelles.
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So what did the critics think?
The New York Times’ Charles Isherwood, who praised Mutrux and Escott’s other Broadway jukebox offering, “Million Dollar Quartet,” found less to like in “Baby It’s You,” writing: “Mama said there’ll be shows like this. But she didn’t tell me there would be quite so many, or that any one of them could be this dismal.”
Over at the Chicago Tribune, Chris Jones also got straight to the point at the top of his review (and it's downhill from there): “Oh, the wretched unfairness of it all. Frankie Valli and th Seasons get a thrilling jukebox celebration. Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis at least had their music treated with respect and artistry. But the Shirelles, one of the greatest girl groups of all time (heck, they were covered by the Beatles), get a show of such total ineptitude and cynical profiteering that your mouth pretty much dangles open in disbelief for the duration of the entire tawdry proceedings.”

Under the headline “Baby It’s Not You,”  Elisabeth Vincentelli of the New York Post lamented that the Shirelles “deserved a better showcase”: “Written by Colin Escott and Floyd Mutrux, the team that brought us the lame rockabilly fest 'Million Dollar Quartet,' 'Baby It's You!' wavers uneasily between Greenberg's life story and the Shirelles' career arc. As such, the show is neither fish nor fowl, but neither is it as foul as its authors' pedigree would suggest.”
New York Daily News critic Joe Dziemianowicz gave the production 2 out of 4 stars, noting: “The show opened Wednesday night at the Broadhurst and boasts nearly three dozen hit songs. Among them, 'I Met Him on a Sunday,' 'He's So Fine,' 'Dedicated to the One I Love' and 'Walk on By.' The title of that last hit is my advice for this production, considering that the songs are so blandly performed they don't make an impression.”
David Rooney, writing for the Hollywood Reporter, also had issues with the music in the jukebox musical: “Biggest disappointment is the music. Songs are dropped in with the randomness of a late-'50s/early-'60s playlist set to shuffle mode. The show takes some of the great American pop tunes of the 20th century and homogenizes their transcendent joys and heartaches into bland karaoke. Numbers almost invariably are chopped into fragmented presentations, interrupted by dialogue or repurposed as Broadway-ized musical soliloquies.”

Scott Brown at New York magazine suggests “There’s a remarkable story here, but you’d be forgiven for missing it: The writers certainly have. They’re more interested in reminding you when the story’s taking place, with help from LED screens that drip with clip-art nostalgia and scene-setting screen savers…. Even Leavel’s Greenberg, the show’s ostensible focal point, takes a backseat to the set list. Mutrux (working with his 'Million Dollar' collaborator Colin Escott) is just trying to pack in as many K-tel hits as he can.”

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talents, new creations. The new needs friends.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Dionne Warwick sues musical about herself


from The Rolling Stone:

The producers of Baby It's You, a new Broadway musical about the Shirelles, are being sued for using the names and likenesses of the original members of the early Sixties girl group without permission. Three of the four original Shirelles -- including surviving member Beverly Lee, who owns the trademark to the group's name, and the estates of the deceased Doris Coley Jackson and Addie Harris McPherson -- have filed the lawsuit along with Dionne Warwick, who is also portrayed in the musical.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought Dionne Warwick liked attention.  I guess she likes money a little more.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Counterfeit Tickets Discovered at "The Book of Mormon"


 from WNYC:
Tickets for "The Book of Mormon" on Broadway are selling like hotcakes, but some of them are fake.
The show's staff has come across five sets of counterfeit tickets in the last two weeks. All of the fake tickets were bought on Craigslist, picked up at different locations around the city, and are believed to have been forged by a single individual.
According to company manager Adam Miller, the first case came to light two weeks ago when a party of eight arrived with false tickets. “When the ticket takers scanned the tickets, they knew there was something going on,” said Miller.
For somebody who handles tickets all day, it's easy to tell a counterfeit ticket from a real one. “The colors are off, and the fonts are wrong. The back is sort of pixilated, and the weight and texture of the tickets are different,” he said.
Still, Miller said the tickets were relatively sophisticated and he could see how buyers were fooled—especially since the false tickets scanned the same way as a real ticket to a mezzanine seat would. That led the show’s producers to believe the counterfeits were produced by copying a legitimately purchased ticket.
Although counterfeit tickets on Broadway are rare, they are not unheard of for popular shows. In 10 years working on shows, Miller said he hadn't seen a case of people trying to enter the show with fake tickets yet—until now.
Case in point: Never buy anything from Craigslist.  Once, I bought a dog off of Craigslist, only to discover that it was a cat in a dog costume.  Clever little cat.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Ben Stiller returns to Broadway

Apparently he has been there before.


From the beeb:

Hollywood star Ben Stiller has returned to the Broadway stage for the first time since 1986 to act in the same dark comedy he previously appeared in.
He stars opposite Sopranos actress Edie Falco in The House of Blue Leaves, as a zookeeper whose musical ambitions are stymied by his mentally ill wife.
Jennifer Jason Leigh also stars in the revival of John Guare's play, which had its official opening night on Monday.
The production is scheduled to run at the Walter Kerr Theatre until 30 June.
Stiller, 45, had a supporting role in The House of Blue Leaves when it was staged in New York in 1986 alongside Frasier star John Mahoney in the lead role.

I predict that the box of Corn Flakes will win a Tony next year.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Injured Broadway 'Spider-Man' actor rejoins show


The only thing that drops more frequently than this show's reputation are its performers.

Still, it's good to see an actor get back in that diamond-encrusted saddle.

http://www.centredaily.com/2011/04/25/2668730/injured-broadway-spider-man-actor.html
An actor seriously injured at the Broadway musical "Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark" has returned to work only four months after he plummeted 35 feet from an onstage platform.
Christopher Tierney said he felt "amazing" as he reported for rehearsals Monday at the Foxwoods Theatre. He said the accident in December didn't leave him fearful. Said Tierney: "I'm ready to put on the harness right now and fly around."
The 31-year-old actor who did most of Spider-Man's aerial stunts suffered a fractured skull, four broken ribs and three broken vertebrae. He had to wear a back brace and had eight screws put in his back.
The $65 million show is on hiatus and reopens June 14. In March, director Julie Taymor was replaced and the show is being reworked.

Good luck... you'll need it.

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